" I Know, I Know..."

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  1. Hal Pollner

    Hal Pollner Veteran Member
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    Did you ever notice when a woman is comforting a pet that is sick or injured, that she will stroke its head and say in a soothing voice" "I know...I know".

    What does she know?
    Hal
     
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    Which reminds me of a joke......

    Bubba was lying on the hospital bed dying. LulaBell was sitting beside the bed holding his hands.

    Bubba says in a hoarse whisper, "LulaBell, honey, I have to confess to you before I die; I had sex with your best friend.''

    LulaBell rubbed his hands and said, " I know, I know. Just relax. Everything will be all right."

    Bubba- But, Lulabell, sweetie, I also had sex with your sister."

    LulaBell rubbed his hands and said, " I know, I know. Just relax. Everything will be all right."

    Bubba- "But I also had sex with your Mama."


    LulaBell rubbed his hands and said, " I know, I know. Just relax. Let the poison work." :D
     
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  3. John Brunner

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    It can be traced back to an Irish girl who was bemoaning "Aye, no!"
     
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  4. Shirley Martin

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    But her eyes said yes. :p
     
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  5. Bobby Cole

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    My goodness Hal! Ya just broke the rule of stereotyping for which the whole internet might explode into a giant fireball of men quoting and replying that they too say, I know, I know to their cats.
    tsk, tsk. If this gets back to the woke genderless part of society then there might be some sort of score to settle!
     
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    A man is the dog’s master and treats the dog as such. A woman is the dog’s mother and treats the dog as such.
     
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  7. Hal Pollner

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    Bobby, I don't understand your reply...what is so imprudent about my comments?

    Hal
     
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  8. Bobby Cole

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    Don’t worry, I don’t think the FDGI (Federal Department of Gender Identification) monitor this forum so you might be safe for a bit.
    Maybe if you could revise the question to, “birthing people” it might be more acceptable but alas, me thinks it isn’t only “birthing people” who say, “I know, I know” to a pet with an illness or injury.

    Good thing we’re not plugged in to the Feds.
     
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  9. Hal Pollner

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    I still don't get it, Bobby.....

    Hal
     
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  10. Bobby Cole

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    Plea the 5th or had a 5th.

    Okay Hal. I was playing but in a basic woke gender fluid society one does not designate gender due to the problem of providing stereotypical misinformation based on said gender.
    In the case of “I know, I know”, it isn’t just one gender which can be associated with them for indeed, all 67 (and more coming) genders say it. :rolleyes::)
     
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    In other words, your thread has been high-jilled.
     
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    Or….Hi-Karen’d
     
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    Or Hi-Karate'd.

    Or Haile Selassie'd.
     
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    She knows because women are sensitive to the pain and hurt of the ones they love. We are all empaths, don't you know? :)
     
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