I have one but have never used it because the snow gets too deep in third when I need to use it....I hire roof cleaners.
I don't forget the name, I just have a very bad filing system and need to wait until the name request is fully processed.
THAT would make me a loyal customer. I'm sure I've posted this one before: Maybe these guys are a subsidiary of your hot sauce manufacturer.
This one reminds me of the first joke I ever heard. Well, maybe the second. The first was the pasture bedtime mama cow to calf funny. An old southern lady with arthritis and ill-fitting dentures had just boarded the bus leaving Alabama when she realized she had forgotten her aspirins. Old lady, "My assburns my assburns." Driver, "Well stick it out the winda."