Ask Ms. Fox

While I do enjoy the banter @Bruce Andrew, @Shirley Martin I don't think it's nice that you turn @Faye Fox thread into your personal column

 

It is OK Al, it helps keep the forum active. What is a thread if it isn't hijacked?

 

Dear Ms. Fox:
This problem has me stumped. Can you help?

 

I never stole covers at night...I was always too hot and uncovered myself during the night

 

I knew it would be ok but just wanted to get that out there.

 

Dear Yvonne, My expertise on bed cover wars goes back 50 years, so it is a bit vague. My hubs would roll up in the covers leaving me without. He did it subconsciously. I tried rolling him off the bed on the floor and many times that didn't even wake him. I tried my ice-cold feet on his backside to no avail. I solved the problem by using separate sheets, blankets, and quilts.

I think the cover hogging and then complaining about being too hot and not sleeping well, comes from the same part of the male brain that guided them as boys to eat way too many hot dogs, ignoring their mother's warnings, and then whine about a bad stomach ache.

I might advise two XL twin adjustable beds pushed together but made separately. One of my friends has this setup that became necessary during menopause. The marital bed stays intact without the pig in the blanket problem.

 

Perhaps I should do one called "Ask Mr. Cody", but probably wouldn't get the attention that Faye is getting. LOL

 

Dear Ed, I don't know why you are stumped. A math problem is asked and then answered. The answer to the first equation is the same as the answer to the second. Both equations are equal in resolve.

 

Dear Mrs. Foxy: I cannot find that part ^ of the male brain in my science book, picture below. Help . . . ?

 

Dear Ms. Fox,

I am so confused. Why is it that a big Walmart store with hundreds of employees only has 3 or 4 checkout aisles open?

 

Where does the ironing fit in this picture?