Just For Laughs

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

 

Gee, thanks, Kamalala. I thought I was the only one who understood these deep concepts.

 

I will probably be talking like that in another 10 years.

 

I talk like that now. When I'm not drooling.

 

Can you just imagine a conversation between Kamala and Biden? Good heavens.

 

Dogs going to the vet. Hilarious.

 

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

 

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 

I remember when I could accept the charges for obscene phone calls.

 

I think the new central bank digital money will fail. Our currency in a few years might be a basket of commodities. I mean a physical basket, consisting of things like eggs, firewood, canned goods and ammunition. Good news though - we'll start from scratch with no debt and no way to go but up.