Just For Laughs

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    Scary Pranks
     
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    An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a priest baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the priest. The priest turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts, "Yes, I am." So, the priest grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus!" The priest, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?" The drunk answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus!" By this time, the priest is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again, but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up. The priest again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath and says to the priest, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?.
     
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    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:
    "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
    Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
    She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
    "Will I be acquitted?"
     
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    I was reading an entertainment site and there was a story titled Internet Reacts to ‘Horrifying’ Ad for Showtime's ‘Yellowjackets’ Since unrequited click-bait makes me sad, I clicked.

    The ad was at an airport stuck on one of the bins you dump your phone, keys, etc into when going through security. It was a photo from the series "Yellowjackets" and said "Pack enough snacks?" Insiders were horrified, knowing that the series is about a high school soccer team that becomes stranded in the Canadian wilderness...after their plane crashes.

    Have a nice flight. LOL
     
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    I bought a toilet brush.
    Long story short:

    I switched back to toilet paper.
     
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