Just For Laughs

A housekeeper worked for a married couple. She asked the wife for a raise.
"Well, why do you think you deserve a raise?" asked the wife.
Housekeeper: "There are three reasons why I deserve a raise. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Housekeeper: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Housekeeper: "The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense. Who said you were a better cook than me?"
Housekeeper: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Housekeeper: "The third reason is that I'm a better lover than you."
Now, the wife is really furious & asks, "Did my husband say that, too?"
Housekeeper: "No. The gardener did."
She got the raise.

 

This poster is from Wayfair I liked it.....






https://www.wayfair.com/decor-pillo...c-art-print-on-wrapped-canvas-w100622655.html

 

Love it! @Faye Fox should have been the model for it.

 

I agree

 

Nope. The boobs are way too big.

 

One benefit of old age is that your secrets are always safe with your friends … because they can’t remember them!

I called the incontinence hotline recently. They asked if I could hold.

 

Boyfriend caught cheating prank

 

I was sad when they cancelled Candid Camera.

 

I gotta get me one of those!