I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. -------‐----------‐--‐----------------------------------------------- While digging in the garden, I found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Today's younger generation is so messed up. In church, I saw a young man lighting a cigarette with a church candle. I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. " You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims. "I'm a talking tree." The man responds, " You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."