I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. -------‐----------‐--‐----------------------------------------------- While digging in the garden, I found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Today's younger generation is so messed up. In church, I saw a young man lighting a cigarette with a church candle. I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer.