Seniors Club Movie Reviews Montgomery Python in Association with Senior Club Productions Proudly Presents At number 1: The Haunted White House (2008) – IMDb Genre: Horror ★★★★★ "Another classic horror from the Senior Club studios" -- Sean Hannity, Fox News. ” It’s scary in parts, but I liked the bit where Obama leads the government dependent into California and tries to make them renounce Trump and vote for Hillary." -- Nancy Pelosi. Probably the best movie of all time supported by a cast of leading actors, including Barack Hussein Obama. The movie centers around a homeless homosexual known as Barry who discovers a White House in Washington DC and moves in as a squatter with a transvestite named Michael LaVaughn Robinson. The squatters summon the Devil using a Ouija board and the devil arrives granting Barack one wish in return for putting tens of millions on welfare. Barrack desires to become a Messiah President for two terms and his wish is granted. The twist to the story is that Barack himself is the Devil summoned by the citizens and enters America through a ballot box as a black plague and devastates America. In 2016, a future president played by Donald Trump finally arrives as an exorcist. Trailer: President Obama explains why he was such a successful president. Epic scenes L to R » [1] Tempted by Obama for forty days and nights, a welfare recipient finds a piece of bread in the wastelands of California and is told by Obama he can keep it if he votes for Hillary. [2] The Devil tries to strangle the new owner after hearing the White House is to be repossessed. [3] The Devil flees the White House as the Bailiffs arrive. Stills L to R » [1] The squatters invoke the Devil. [2] The Obama’s curse America after discovering their premiums have doubled under the ACA [3] The Devil tells citizens he’s a Messiah. [4] The Devil wears Prada. Meet the Technical Team behind the 'Poke in the Eye' crew Assistant Editor: Kris P. Bacon; Graphics: Moe Lester; Tea boy & office Intern: Biggie Small; Proof reader: Lord Portman. Source
A Poke in the Eye for the Political Elite: Part 2 Seniors Club Movie Reviews Montgomery Python in Association with Senior Club Productions Proudly Presents At number 2: The BS Godfather (2016) – IMDb Genre: Adventure ★★★★ Soundtrack "My comrades and I were very sad when Bernie tried to unionize America, but was banned by the NDC" -- Nicolás Maduro, President of Venezuela. "Hillarious. I loved the part where Bernie puts his head in a bucket of water and breathed deeply to prove capitalism doesn’t work." -- Jane O’Meara Sanders. A real tear jerker and based on the middle class to riches story of Bernie Sanders in the best American tradition. The plot revolves centers on a budding capitalist endowed with the unfortunate initials of BS. By the age of 40 and after unsuccessfully trying to join the police force, our hero abandons a succession of minimum wage work and using his entrepreneurial skills, formulates a scheme to become a politician funded by the tax payer to convince everyone else they should work for a minimum wage. Hiding his growing personal wealth and assets in his wife’s name, Bernie assumes the role of a working tax-payer and informs the electorate that everyone can work for his government if elected. Contains the classical one liners, 'Muslim terrorists cause global warming' and 'Food queues are good for the people.' Stills L to R » [1] C.1963 and Bernie is escorted away after failing the police entrance test. [3] Explaining why being a millionaire and owning three houses is only being a little bit capitalist. [3] A Bernie supporter is at a loss for words after Clinton’s NDC nomination. [4] Bernie finally admits to being the time traveler in 'Back to the Future.'
A Poke in the Eye for the Political Elite: Part 3 Seniors Club Movie Reviews Montgomery Python in Association with Senior Club Productions Proudly Presents At Number 3: Gone With the Wind (2016) – IMDb Genre: Drama ★★★★ A classical story based on the 2016 electoral War of Independence, in which President Xi Jinping described Hillary as "About as American as a Chinese Moms pot of noodles." -- China Daily. "For those who haven’t seen this, you’ll cry your eyes out at the end as Hillary’s supporters retreat into California until everything is free again in the Land of the Free." -- Governor Gavin Newsom (D). A classic historical period drama movie in which Trump eats three large McSomalia curry’s; farts on election night and Hillary is never heard of again. Was it a coincidence, were the CIA involved, or did Trumps turbine like wind farts carry magical healing powers? Where did Hillary go? Some say, "At this point, what difference does it make." Others say Hillary deleted herself along with her emails and yet others that on dark nights Hillary can still be seen prowling the Internet and screaming, "It’s the Russians!" Eventually, building up to a climax as illegal foreign immigrants accuse Americans of un-American activities and Nancy Pelosi rips up her social security number to identify with undocumented Mexicans and is deported herself. 'Gone with the Wind' offers irrevocable proof that Trump was involved in the 2016 elections. Stills L to R » [1] After eating three large McCurry burgers, President Trump breaks wind with the power of a small weapon of mass destruction. [2] Hillary coughs and after falling over is overcome by what she later described as, "being on the end of a Russian nerve agent attack." [3] Hillary’s supporters are overcome by the same toxic fumes whilst on a protest condemning the rich. [4] Hillary demands a UN resolution that OPCW inspectors check Trumps underwear for evidence of biological chemicals.