It's not well known but the soon-to-be King Chuck funds research into solutions for an imagined global warming. This is going to sound like a joke but it's not. They have invented a sort-of-a diaper for cattle and other livestock that filters out and breaks down the methane that is in the animals' effluvia. The mechanics of how it works eludes me and I'm wondering if the cows' nappies will have to be changed and how often. Bizarro world.
Ah, I have an idea for another use for hook and loop. Shave around the cow’s anus and glue a ring of Velcro around it to receive a biodegradable round filter. When the bovine decides to poop, just throw another filter on her butt. Nappie or Velcro, the government will advertise in S. America that it has new jobs for yet another caravan of illegals. Excellent!
You could call your product Partly Pampers. Check out the third variation of the meaning of cattle. cattle kăt′l noun plural Any of various domesticated ruminant mammals of the genus Bos, including cows, steers, bulls, and oxen, often raised for meat and dairy products. Any of various similar wild or domesticated bovine mammals, such as the anoa or the gaur. Humans, especially when viewed contemptuously or as a mob. ... so, considering his contempt for the lower classes, I'm wondering if Charles III is planning methane diapers for people. I'm schizophrenic with several personalities. Trying to make me wear a nappie is going to bring out my domestic terrorist personality. Her name is Wild Wanda. Seriously though, this 2 minute audio is a summation of George Washington's warnings for America in his farewell address. We've violated them all.
That seems patently stupid and borders on animal cruelty. Besides, who in the hell wants to wash animal diapers?
There are people who have chickens as house pets now. I do not recommend it as I had to have babies in the bathroom for weeks when it was too cold for them. Not a good smell. They get used to wearing the nappies in short order if they fit right. I definitely would not like to wash them.