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Do You Ever Play The " How Long Can You Hold It " Game?

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  1. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
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    Here is how it goes.......


    Me: ZZZZZZZZZ

    Bladder: nudge nudge ...I need for you to get up and go pee.

    Me: (glancing at the clock) Can't you hold it? It will be time to get up before long. ZZZZZZ

    Bladder: I need for you to go now.

    Me: I don't want to! You will just have to hold it. ZZZZZZ

    Bladder: nudge nudge! I won't let you sleep until you go.

    Me: grumble grumble (getting up to go.)

    Sometimes I can make it wait but mostly it's a losing game. How about you?

    I bet you thought the brain was the most powerful organ in the body. :D
     
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    At this point, I have learned that when my bladder calls, I'd best answer ASA"P." :D
     
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    Not any more.
     
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    Sounds like a Japanese game show.
     
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  5. Joe Riley

    Joe Riley Supreme Member
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    "Chutes & Bladders?":eek:
     
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  6. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
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    Don Alaska Supreme Member
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    Remember the the three rules for old men from "Bucket List"?
     
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  8. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
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    Ummmm..... I never heard of them. Can you enlighten me? Or do I want to know. :p
     
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    Don Alaska Supreme Member
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    Well, I am not sure it would be appropriate, but two were "Never pass a bathroom, and never trust a fart...." There is a third, but I don't want to be too offensive @Shirley Martin
     
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  10. Bobby Cole

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    If perchance on the rare occasion that I might force myself to wait in a long line, there is no doubt in my military mind that before I even get to checkout I’ll be calculating the amount of time it will take for me to get from the cashier area to that men’s room all the way across the store.

    Also, I do find it quite uncomfortable but interesting that I can seem to hold it for quite some time until I cross the threshold of the bathroom door. After that, it is a good thing that I can sprint and normally wear “easy to get to” pull ‘em down sweats.
     
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  11. Steven Stanick

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    Same here!!
     
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  12. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
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    One sure sign of old age is that you never pass a restroom door without thinking, "I 'bout as well pee while I'm here."
     
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    Being on diuretics - it is best not to hold too long :D
     
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