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Donald Hillary

Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Martin Alonzo, Oct 4, 2016.

  1. Martin Alonzo

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    Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery shop
    As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them into his pocket.
    He says to Hillary, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't even see anything, and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."
    Hillary says to Donald, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without stealing or lying, and also prove that I am more clever than you!"
    Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
    Intrigued, the owner accepts Hillary's offer and gives her a pastry. Hillary swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives her another one. Then Hillary asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
    By this time, the owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
    Hillary replies, "Look in Donald's pocket!"

    This is the way I got the joke but I think the names should be switched
     
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