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  1. Nancy Hart

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    @Nancy Hart , I don't get the bug one. Can you explain?
     
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    Boomerang
     
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    I think it's just so silly it's funny. . First bugs, then no bugs.. So it's accurate. . Bugs, then bugs kept away.

    Drum roll please!
    :p

    If anyone has a better idea I'd like to hear it.
     
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    I think Puns, Spoonerisms, etc. are all too clever to groan at!

    Hal
     
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    But my dear Hal, it really isn’t mandatory for you to groan.

    You can moan, murmur, whine, whimper, mewl, bleat or even sigh.
    You can guffaw, chuckle, chortle, cackle, roar, ha-ha, hee-hee and tee-hee or laugh.
    And, you can titter, snigger, snicker, chuckle, smirk, sneer, simper and giggle
    But.....

    Ya doesn’t necessarily have ta groan.
     
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    Bobby...you are truly a Man of Letters!:D
     
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    National Geographic Magazine sent a reporter to Nepal to validate the accuracy of a citizen who claims to be 177 years old. Through an interpreter, the man said he had no documentary proof of his age, but his grandfather would be happy to vouch for him.

    Hal
     
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    I have a longer joke. Where's a good place to post it?
     
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    A fella asked about posting a longer joke and where should he put it.
    A passerby answered by saying “how about, Just For Laughs”?
    The fella thought for a second and then asked, “what if they don’t laugh but only giggle”?
     
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