I Will Not Bake a Cake

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  1. Ken Anderson

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    I will not bake a cake for your gay wedding;
    I will not bake a cake for your straight wedding;
    Let's face it,
    I don't know how to bake a cake.
     
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    Cute! I agree some people say too much and say nothing. I like short and sweet.
     
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  3. Ina I. Wonder

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    I don't bake cakes, but I do make a mean cobbler. I find them quicker and easier to whip together at the last minute. With a little whip cream, and a few chocolate shavings you have designer ending for an inpromptude dinner.
    As a child, I thought cobblers made shoes for children, which was totally confusing.
     
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    We have learned that we can buy a "birthday" cake at the bakery, even when it is not our birthday. We just get a half or quarter sheet cake size, and have them write something fun on it. Love marble. I like to tell how my Mom 's specialty was marble cake...and she used "real marbles"!;)
     
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    Thanks anyway! I'll just make my own "gay" cake, cause I'm a grown-up and I don't expect anybody to throw their lifelong belief system out the window, just so they can cater to me and my partner.:D:rolleyes:
    (No I'm not gay, just being silly!)
     
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    We like silly!! (At least I do.) But, I don't like cake. Give me pie or cobbler any day.

    I am curious as to what beliefs are being thrown out the window though. ???
     
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    Haha, good one. :)

    I'm quite good at baking cakes myself though, but it'd be a bit too much pressure to make one for somebody's wedding irregardless of the genders of the participants. I'll stick to baking for my family.
     
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