I'm Still A Progressive Leftist

I think I'll be a transcommiefascist and be far left, far right, and far center because I like variety. Our group believes that the world's problems will be solved by artificially intelligent mice. Prove me wrong, I dare ya. I'm leaving for our base on the dark side of the moon. Our presidential candidate is a singing camel.

I'm pretty stupid at 3 AM.

 

Who is "Our presidential candidate?"

 

Well, Mickey M. is losing a lot of clout at Disney so maybe he’d take the job.