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Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Allie Seay, Mar 29, 2015.
I childproofed the house… but they still get in!
Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
Thanks y'all for the laughs.
The problem with getting your laughs in early is that it leaves too much time in the day for somebody to come along and screw it all up.
Thats true too, but that may happen anyway. I in another silly mood today, I'm trying to keep the negative one at bay but only thing she listens to is hard work.
D.I.D. personality #36 (Gertrude): "Women's magazines. Wow. Talk about bipolar! Going in four directions at once."
D.I.D. personality #5 (Tough Tony): "Wouldn't that be quadrapolar? Just asking...."
Psychiatrist: "Can we clear the room, please? I can't hear myself think."
D.I.D. personality # 16 (Grizzelda): "You can actually hear yourself think? Who's the crazy one here?'
That looks like the Class of 1990 from the School for the Visually Unappealing. (Yeah, I'm mean so get over it.)
Hey now, I went to that school. It took me 32 years to graduate.
Everybody knows you're mean. I try to be extra nice on Seniors Only just to balance you out.
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again.