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Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Allie Seay, Mar 29, 2015.
Well, this incident must be funny because every time I tell it, everyone around me laughs hysterically:
I was 5 years old. My mom went food shopping & she took me & my brother (6 yrs old) with her. The market she liked was 15 miles away.
My brother has always been a pest & my sister & I hated him. He always called us names, stole things from us, broke our toys, hit us, etc.......
So, we follow our mom around the market for about an hour, then we get back to the car. She drives home & looks in the back seat.
I'm the only one sitting in it. She has a horrified look on her face & says, "Where is your brother?"
I said, "I saw him walking around the parking lot."
She said, "Why didn't you tell me he wasn't in the car?"
I said, "I thought we were leaving him at the market. I don't like him, anyway."
When we got back to the market, my brother was in the parking lot attendant's booth, crying hysterically. A police officer was with them & I saw him talking to our mom.
I remember thinking, "Now he knows what it feels like when he makes us cry......"
I figure that i why women over 50 don't have babies anymore. Because we set them down and then can't remember where we left them.
This reminds me of a time when we went shopping with our parents as kids, in the supermarket was this teddy bear at least 4ft tall, we pestered our parents all around the supermarket to buy it for us, they gave in and my dad went to get it, we went to the checkout and put our groceries through then dad handed the teddy bear to the cashier, to which she said in a loud voice 'the teddy bear isn't for sale it's a prize for a raffle'! My dad was cursing all the way home! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Good anecdote Jessica. Do post an image too.
I still can't post pics Craig (◔‿◔)
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