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Just For Laughs

Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by John Kunday, Feb 19, 2015.

  1. John Brunner

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    I walked in Barnes & Noble and asked the lady at the counter if they had Trump’s new book on deporting illegal aliens.

    She looked at me and said, “Get out and don’t come back!”

    “That’s the one, do you have it in hardcover?” I replied.
     
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    lol....:D:D:D
     
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    A guy bought a world map & hung it on the wall.
    He handed his wife a dart & said, "Throw it. Wherever it lands, that's where I'll take you on our vacation."
    They spent the next week behind the refrigerator.
     
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    A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
     
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    The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
     
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    I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though

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    I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
     
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    Hehe that did make me laugh....I wonder what your friend did??
     
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    My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
    I replied: "No."
    She responded: "How about now?"
     
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    Hehehe............ That IS scary though!!
     
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    I always wondered why they call those Conservation Hearts. Can't I even have a piece of candy without being preached at?
     
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