Knock Knock Jokes

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  1. Hal Pollner

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    "Knock Knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "George"

    "George who?"

    "George Washington!"

    Ha Ha.....get it?
    Hal
     
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    Nope !!!o_O
     
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    Holly Saunders, Aug 30, 2019
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    nope
     
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    images - 2019-08-30T190347.606.jpeg
     
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    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Oswald
    Oswald Who?
    Oswald my Bubble Gum
    Get It?
     
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    Lon Tanner, Sep 1, 2019
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    How about this one.

    Knock Knock
    Who'sThere?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce Who?
    Lettuce Pray
     
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  9. Hal Pollner

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    Knock Knock

    Who is it? (who's there is obsolete)

    Tijuana

    Tijuana who?

    Tijuana punch in the nose?

    Howell
     
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    I get that one, Hal... :D
     
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    Nobody was supposed to get the George Washington joke...it went over your heads!

    Hal
     
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