A bald man walks into a medical clinic with a live Duck squatting on his head. The admitting physician asks "What can we do for you, Sir?" The Duck says: "I'd like to get this growth removed from my a$$." Hal
Promise us Hal that when you get moved to the new digs that you will leave these jokes behind at El Rancho. I fear all the babes that might otherwise fall for your charm, will find hemorrhoid jokes a bit uncomfortable.