Men Are Happier Because

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  1. Patsy Faye

    Patsy Faye Supreme Member
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    They never get pregnant
    Car mechanics tell them the truth
    Wrinkles add character
    3 pairs of shoes are enough
    They can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like
    Christmas shopping takes minutes

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    Ha ha ha ! Funny !
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    They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
     
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    :) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
     
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    Yes, and they do not have to wear the irritating bra! Or have a monthly...ooh the list goes on ladies. i will let you add the the others:D
     
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    That's the best one for me ! :p
     
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    1. Your last name stays put.
    2. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    3. Chocolate is just another snack.
    4. You can never be pregnant.
    5. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    6. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8. The world is your urinal.
    9. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    10. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    11. Wrinkles add character.
    12. Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100.
    13. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    15. One mood all the time.
    16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    17. You know stuff about tanks.
    18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    19. You can open all your own jars.
    20. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    21. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    22. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    23. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
    24. You only have to shave your face and neck.
    25. You can play with toys all your life.
    26. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
    27. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    28. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
    Some are repeats but ....
     
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    That's one thing I never had to worry about. :D
     
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    Even with all the things that are easier for men, I thank my lucky stars I was born a woman. Look at all the transvestites...men dressing like women.

    How many shows do you see where women are dressed like men? Not too many, in fact I e never seen one.
     
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    Remember this song? :)


     
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    Yes - agree with that
    I have no manliness about me at all
    I've seen women that are all man though - very butch indeedy .............
     
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    Yes, so have I....my childhood best friend for one.
     
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    In some areas of the U.S., like Beverly Hills, if a woman wears jeans, she is considered too manly. To me, that's just plain bull. There are ladies that actually work farms and ranches and still look great in a dress. I met a lady champion bull rider years ago and she had the champion belt buckle to prove it. She wasn't rough/tough looking at all. There are women who think women who own/shoot firearms are too manly. There are also men who don't want their woman to do anything "manly", like fish, own/shoot firearms and other things. As for me, I'm mighty proud that my wife owns, and shoots, firearms, can/does wear a cowboy hat or baseball cap.

    I've seen some very "manly" looking girls/women and sometimes they act/dress like a man because they feel they were born the wrong sex.

    Today, there are a lot of women who do "male" type jobs, or what use to be considered "male" type jobs........and these ladies do a darn good job at these jobs. However, there are jobs that I've never see a women do, like welding. But, today, there are women who drive big rigs and drive big construction equipment.
     
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    I've never though of a woman wearing jeans as 'manly' - not at all
     
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    Neither have I...women wear jeans all the time, even with heels....has to be the right cut though.
     
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    Sure does - I'm looking for a good pair of trousers, so hard to find
    They're either yuk to look at, hideous things - or the seams are just not straight !
    Driving me round the bend it is :rolleyes:
     
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