Well, the panty peeing joke has abandoned my mind so all I have is old Texas Cowboy jokes modified by yours truly just for SOC. Not sure they will make you smile. I had an old Texas cowboy over for chili last afternoon. He asked if my chili would make him fart. "Darn tootin," I replied. I should have had him over for chili at high noon. We could have had a toot out at the Ol Fay corral. "Where did you cook these cow punchin beans." He asked? "On the range silly," I replied. The poor old fart was bankrupt but he didn't complain since he didn't have any beef. He was an old retired range rider. I just called him de-ranged. He was coughing and said he got covid from his old horse, a retired saddle bronc. I said no worries you have bronc-itis. He said he was going as a ghost for Halloween to show off his new boo-ts. I asked why he was considering a dachshund instead of a big ranch dog. He said because he preferred gittin a-long little doggie. He was an 85-year-old Texas ranch dinosaur in his cowboy hat and boots. I call him Tyrannosaurus Tex. He asked if I believed old Texas cowboys come back in another form after they die. I said yes, it is called reintarnation. I finally called the assisted living van to come to pick him up. Even though I was dressed for the occasion, he just couldn't get a hitch in his gitty up. Important footnote I probably should impose a 10-day ban on myself (before Ken does) for such lame and limp jokes. I think my behavior will improve once I am a year older and a veteran member.
I got ya beat with old Red Skelton joke, " A man told me he was so hungry hadn't had a bite in a week,so I bit him ".
I forgot to post this important update: my hair is returning!!! I even have little sideburns now. So exciting.
You are "horning in" on @John Brunner 's territory, Faye. He should be along soon with his rimshot smilie.
@Beth Gallagher Today marks the halfway mark. You’re doing so well, keep it up girl. Great to hear your hair’s coming back. Know the feeling. Hugs
Johnny's territory? He doesn't know beans!!! I challenge that 3 beat drummer to a high noon toot out at the Ol Fay Corral.
@Beth Gallagher Hey there hun, now you’re halfway there! Enjoy your weekend and recharge your batteries before starting the last leg of your journey.
Hey sweetie. I'm thrilled to be halfway done with this with no significant side effects thus far. Hope you're having a great weekend.
Hey there chickadee. Thinking of you today as you start week four of radiation. Do you glow in the dark yet? Love and hugs
Hey babe, hope tummy behaves today so you don’t have to reschedule again. Hug of the day is now coming your way. XXXX