A juggler was driving to a show when he was stopped by a traffic cop. The cop peered inside the car, looked at the back seat and asked suspiciously: "What are matches and lighter fuel doing in your car?" "I'm a juggler," replied the driver. "Oh yeah?" said the cop, unconvinced. "Let's see you prove it." So the driver collected his props and began juggling three blazing torches at the roadside. Just then an elderly couple drove by. The husband turned to his wife and said: "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"