First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
Those were probably Antifa which is what sadly most universities are filled with today. A hyperchondriac was worried about his toe which was inflamed and thought it may be cancer and his wife had to work the next day so he'd be alone with his delemma..So the doctor told him to go home and try to rest and not wake his wife .Dr.said ' Unlike you she has to get up tomorrow.
The doctor series, “House” had a pretty funny part in one of the episodes. House was doing clinic duty and his patient was a young man who said that every time he touched any part of his body it hurt. The guy demonstrated by touching his arm using a single finger saying “ow”, then touched his leg and said, “ow” then touched his shoulder and said “ow” again. Turns out the patient had a busted finger.