Based on an old David Allen Cole tune as sung by Johnny Paycheck a Faye Fox original perversion Take this card and shove it I ain't bankin' here no more The Democrats done took all the reasons I was bankin' for Ya better not try to stand in my way As I'm breakin', down the door Take this card and shove it I ain't bankin' here no more I been livin' in this country For nigh on seventy two years All this time I watched my government Drownin' us in a pool of fears And I've seen a lot of good folk die Who had good health just yesterday I'd give the shirt right off of my back If you had the guts to say Take your bullshit and stuff it I ain't playin' this game no more My country went left and took all the reasons I was standing for I will not try to stand in your way As you are fallin' on the floor Take this knife and shove it You ain't wanted here no more Well, that president, he's a real brainless dog The vice boss, she's a fool She got a brand new obnoxious giggle Lord, she thinks she's cool One of these days we are gonna light the fuse And commies are gonna pay Lord, I can't wait to see their faces When the country gets the nerve to say Take this socialist fascism and cram it We ain't takin' your lies no more Our country went left and took all the reasons We were livin' for Ya better not try to stand in our way As we are breakin' down the door Take your socialism and shove it We ain't takin' it here no more Take your socialism and shove it
. Naw! I just had this song playing in my head and my mind takes the liberty of changing lyrics. It is a gift hahaha!
Carols posted on Babylon Bee: This season, it's important to focus on the true meaning of Christmas: compliance. Christmas caroling, once a holiday tradition of family and friends spreading joy and cheer to neighbors and communities, is now illegal, and rightfully so. We are—and will forever be—in the midst of a dangerous pandemic, and nothing spreads lethal viruses more virulently than through friends, family, singing, and joy. Dismay not! You can still find a sliver of Christmas cheer while isolated in your sanitized home, double-masked and quadruple-vaccinated, by listening to some of these COVID-19 Christmas Carols: “I'll Be Vaxxed for Christmas” - A merry, joyful reminder that only the vaxxed are allowed to enjoy Christmas. "It Came Upon A Mandate Clear" - Sing this beautiful carol and remember your first mandate. Precious memories... "Baby, There's COVID Outside" - That's a billion times worse than it being cold outside! "Silent Media" - The Wuhan Virology Lab released a virus upon the world... and the media fell reverently silent. "Do You Fear What I Fear" - If it's not COVID, you're killing Grandma. "What Variant is This?" - Yeah, we lost track too. "Have Yourself A Lonely Little Christmas" - OR ELSE. "God Rest Ye Boosted Gentlemen" - The only gentlemen who have a right to rest are the ones who are boosted. "mRNA In a Manager" - Remember the birth of the savior: mRNA. "Fauci Baby" - As sung by Brian Stelter. "Carol of The Bell's Palsy" - Completely unrelated to the vaccine, Pfizer assures us. "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Wuhan" - Unsurprisingly, this carol is illegal in Wuhan. “Santa Claus Is Staying at Home” - “He sees you defying lockdowns, he knows when you’re not vaxxed, he is not coming anyway, so stay home and wear a mask!” "All I Want For Christmas Is Ivermectin" - A conservative favorite. "Jab to the World" - Who needs "joy" when you got that jab? "Fauci the Vaxman" - Why hasn't he melted away yet? "Ave Moderna" - AAAAAVVVEE MO-DERRRRRR-ERRRRR-NAAAAAA “Have an Omi-Cron-y Christmas” - The hit single of 2021 is raging through the world after its South Africa debut! "Good King Brandon" - Let's go Brandon! "Grandma Got COVID By A Cuomo" - An unsettlingly peppy song. "Variant Both Meek And Mild" - As pretty much all the variants were... “Christmas (Baby Please Stay Home)” - We highly recommend the version recorded by The National Karens Choir. “Mary Did You Know (About the Vaccine Mandate)” - Sometimes a Christian holiday mansplainer is needed to spread the joy of mandates. “Masked Christmas” - This Christmas pop song will have you singing along in your own muffled, sad way. “Sanitize The Halls” - “Fa-la-la-la-la-la wash your hands!” “O Come, O Come, Dr. Fauci” - This old classic choral number sings reverence to our Lord and Savior and director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. Jingle Bells, Biden Smells: Fauci laid an egg! Now sing some carols, and have yourself a safe, socially distanced, vaxxed, masked, remote zoom call little Christmas!
Cleanse the halls with vials of Everclear, Fa la la la la la la la! 'Tis a reason to be full of fear , Fa la la la la la la la! Don we now our stifling masks, Fa la la la la la la la! Drink the ancient poison-filled flask, Fa la la la la la la la! See the blazing lies before us, Fa la la la la la la la! Jab the arm and join the chorus, Fa la la la la la la la! Follow me in the fairy tale measure, Fa la la la la la la la! While I tell of fading pleasure, Fa la la la la la la la! Fast away the facts and truth passes, Fa la la la la la la la! Hail the new, ye dumb sheep asses, Fa la la la la la la la! Sing we all sadly divided! Fa la la la la la la la! Ignoring the fact that we have collided, Fa la la la la la la la!
Grandma Got Covid from a Cuomo Grandma got covid from old Cuomo Transferred from the hospital, Christmas Eve You can say it wasn't murder But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been having trouble with her bladder And we'd begged her not to groan But she was denied her medication And was dragged out the hospital to the home When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the nursing home attack She had a ventilator on her face And was lying dead on her back . Grandma got covid from old Cuomo Transferred from the hospital, Christmas Eve You can say it wasn't murder But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now we're all so worried about Grandpa He's not been taking this very well See him in there, watching CNN Drinking brandy and condemning Cuomo straight to hell It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in red And we just can't help but hope Cuomo will eat poo and just drop dead! Grandma got covid from old Cuomo Transferred from the hospital, Christmas Eve You can say it wasn't murder But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now the truth is on the table And the news exposed for cut And the fireplace poker with ivory handles That Gramps would love to shove up Cuomo's butt! I've warned all my friends and neighbors "Better watch out how you pose!" They should never give an office To a fascist whose brother shoves swabs up his nose. .Grandma got covid from old Cuomo Transferred from the hospital, Christmas Eve You can say it wasn't murder But as for me and Grandpa, we believe .