What is the lamest joke you ever heard as a child? Here is mine and sadly since losing my teeth and not talking clearly, but still having the ability to talk Texan, a favorite hahaha! For full appreciation one must use a deep East Texas accent when telling it. Old denture wearing East Texas arthritis suffering lady after boarding the bus from Krum (yes that is a real town) to Texarkana, Corsicana, or some damn Texas cana town and checking her purse for her medication only to see she forgot it, yells loudly , "My assburns, my assburns." Bus driver after already getting the bus up to highway speed, snarls, "Well stick it out the winda."
A little European boy runs--panicked--to his mother, because his brother, Stein, has swallowed some change. "Mama! Mama! There's a franc in Stein!" One a similar note...a woman takes her child in to the doctor because he, too, swallowed some coinage. Mother: "How is he, Doc?" Doctor: "No change yet."
Knock Knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
At the school Halloween party: Teacher to Johnny: "How cute! It's Captain Hook. And tell me, Cap'n, where are your buccaneers?" Johnny to teacher: "Under my buccan hat."
A Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a "doggie" bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence, will get to take me out on a date! So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie says, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, " That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, " Liver alone..........cheese mine."
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath." he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
All the knock-knock and Little Johnny jokes. This one was more of a junior high level... Teacher, holding up a picture of a deer: "Little Johnny, what is this animal?" Little Johnny: "Dunno." Teacher: "What does your mother call your dad?" Little Johnny: "Oh, that must be a horny bastard."
The Dad says: What was that loud noise? Son: My jacket fell on the floor. Dad: Why would your jacket make such a loud noise? Son: Because I was wearing it.