The Limerick Game

Bless my soul she did,on her bed,

 

There was an old lady who stood on her head,
Bless my soul she did,on her bed,
On her bed? Not the floor?

 

There was an old lady who stood on her head,
Bless my soul she did,on her bed,
On her bed? Not the floor?
Well it may have been on the door,
Or maybe it was a piece of old stale bread.

 

There was a little boy that never behaved,

 

There was a little boy that never behaved,
many a difficult obstacle he braved,

 

There was a little boy that never behaved,
many a difficult obstacle he braved,
only because he knew not evil from good,
Pinocchio had a head made of wood,

 

There was a little boy that never behaved,
many a difficult obstacle he braved,
only because he knew not evil from good,
Pinocchio had a head made of wood,
then all is not lost, this boy can be saved.

 

There was a short sailor from Siam

 

@Shirley Martin

 

There was a short sailor from Siam,
So short he fitted in a pram,
but his big feet hung out,

 

There was a short sailor from Siam,
So short he fitted in a pram,
but his big feet hung out,
the watching crowd, they did shout,

 

There was a short sailor from Siam,
So short he fitted in a pram,
but his big feet hung out,
the watching crowd, they did shout,
So glad I saw that, I am.

 

@Shirley Martin
There was a little old lady from Sydney North
Who one day decided to sally forth
However when she arrived at her destination