The Limerick Game

There was a little old lady from Sydney North
Who one day decided to sally forth
However when she arrived at her destination ,
she found to her consternation,

 

There was a little old lady from Sydney North
Who one day decided to sally forth
However when she arrived at her destination ,
she found to her consternation,
That she had only reached Sydney wharf.

 

There was a funny little man

 

There was a funny little man
Who backed into a fan

 

@Shirley Martin

 

There was a funny little man
Who backed into a fan
Which left a bruise on his skinny bum
So he soaked it in rum
Letting out a shriek which scared his nan.

 

There was a ghost who haunted a bar.

 

There was a ghost who haunted a bar.
Where he played a base guitar

 

There was a ghost who haunted a bar.
Where he played a base guitar
tho not very well as his hands went thru

 

There was a ghost who haunted a bar.
Where he played a base guitar
tho not very well as his hands went thru
and punched the nose of the cleaning crew

 

There was a ghost who haunted a bar.
Where he played a base guitar
tho not very well as his hands went thru
and punched the nose of the cleaning crew

Well the ghost continued to look around to see
if there was anyone else as talented as he,,

 

Well the ghost continued to look around to see
if there was anyone else as talented as he,,
But alas not, as they could not become invisible