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This Old Cowgirl's Sense Of Humor

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  1. Faye Fox

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    Dear Cowboys, If you get this narrowed eyes with hand on hip look, just let her ride away!

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    A huge, rough, 2-gunned cowboy tied up at a saloon and took out a paint brush and a can of yellow paint and painted one side of a black horse that was also tied up at the hitching post. Then he went inside and had a few beers.

    The owner of the black horse then left, and when he saw his horse painted yellow on the side, he went back into the bar and shouted: "Who's the ornery coyote who painted my horse yellow?"

    The big, mean wrangler then stood up, towering over the cowboy and said: "I painted your horse...so what are you gonna do about it, tenderfoot?"

    The cowboy gulped and said: "I just wanted to tell you that the first coat is dry!"

    Hal
     
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    @Faye Fox Interesting pictures!! I like them.
     
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    In #4, she looks curious or intrigued, to me, but then I grew up with a family member who, when especially p*ssed, had a "death glare."
     
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    It is one of those looks that is hard to interpret. I use it on my neighbor when he starts getting to comfortable around me. He is like, "What? What did I do?" ha ha ha! Sometimes the death glare is a bit too much and must be toned down creating a mysterious look. Gotta keep the guys guessing our next move.
     
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    I always like straightforward and direct.
    It just makes sense to me.
    Saves time.
     
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    Was my story that dull? I expected several positive replies!:(
    Hal
     
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    @Hal Pollner Not on this forum! Very few appreciate our keen, sharp, and outright hilarious sense of humor. Keep em coming Hal and don't be discouraged. I challenge you to post one so funny that even those on heavy doses of oxybutynin will have to change undies. Make me laugh Hal!!!!
     
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    @Hal Pollner If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    His horse's name is Friday! :D:D:D
     
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    @Hal Pollner Here is one from Zek, my 82 year old neighbor, just for you.
    He was over for coffee this morning and I told him you were a bit blue over
    no response to your cowboy joke.

    Why did the cowboy get a two fingered prostrate exam?
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    He told the doctor he wanted a second opinion! :D:D:D
     
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    Ba-da-boom....
     
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