Let's suppose that Mel Brooks was right, and there were originally 15 Commandments, but Moses dropped five of them. What would the other 5 Commandments be?
Okay, just to remind me which ones are already there... The Five that are missing would be: 11. Thou shalt not make an 11th Commandment 12. Thou shalt not make a 12th Commandment 13. Thou shalt not make a 13th Commandment 14. Thou shalt not make a 14th Commandment 15. Thou shalt not make a 15th Commandment God does not make mistakes...if He wanted there to be 15 Commandments...there would be!
But just supposing I thought God should have added 5 more Commandments to His Ten...this is what they would be. 11, Thou shalt not use My Word to make your wife submit to you or use it as an excuse to abuse her either,. 12. Thou shalt not pollute or litter the land that I have blessed you with, add preservatives, chemicals, dyes, or genetically modify the foods I have given for your body's health. 13. Thou shalt not pervert the body I knit together in your mother's womb, or change the gender of it, etc. 14. Thou shalt not make animals more important than human beings. 15. Thou shalt not cry over spilled milk....just get yourself some more.
The Other Five commandments (Amendments?) "At least five major cultural forces can be identified that conspire to challenge our souls today: the influence of materialism, the power of technology, the impact of speed, the increase of artificiality, and the decline of historical memory".
1. Thou Shalt not be answering, texting or face-booking on thy phone while in a conversation with another 2. Thou shalt not be holding a conversation with a co-worker while serving a customer 3. if you are overweight and have a huge belly hanging out, thou shalt not wear a t-shirt that is too small exposing unsightly flesh 4. Thou shalt not charge nor pay obscenely high taxes 5. Thou shalt travel the world regularly physically or remotely and learn about other religions and lifestyles to understand and respect other cultures
Don't tug on superman's cape Don't spit into the wind Don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger Don't mess around with Jim That's 4, so uhhh... Don't Count Your Chickens Before They're Hatched.
11 - Think before you speak 12 - Listen before you speak 13 - Talk sense at all times 14 - Speak up for yerself when needs be 15 - Always see the funny side of things