Would you rather go abidin' your time, or spend time with Biden? Would you prefer to play a trump in cards or play cards with Trump? Would you rather have a frontal lobotamy or a bottle in front of me? Would you rather eat a gummy bear or go bare eating gummies? Have plenty of money but no time, or plenty of time but no money?
Would you rather work at a Taylor Swift show--- Or show the work of a swift tailor? (Me, the second one)
What’s the difference between a lover, a prostitute and a wife? The lover says “Oh no, are you done already, baby?” The prostitute says “Hey, you better get done soon, dude.” The wife says “Beige. I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”