Which Would You Rather Do? - Jokes

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  1. Tom Ellerton

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    Would you rather go abidin' your time, or spend time with Biden?
    Would you prefer to play a trump in cards or play cards with Trump?
    Would you rather have a frontal lobotamy or a bottle in front of me?
    Would you rather eat a gummy bear or go bare eating gummies?
    Have plenty of money but no time, or plenty of time but no money?
     
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    Dance with Wynona or watch The Daytona?
     
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    You mean be a Ryder or a rider?
     
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    See a frickin' chicken eat, or eat a chicken fricassee?
     
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    Would you rather work at a Taylor Swift show---
    Or show the work of a swift tailor?


    (Me, the second one)
     
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    Would you rather throw a stone...or

    Stow a throne
     
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    Would you rather Live in a Yellow Submarine with the Beatles
    or Mellow Yellow with Donavan?
     
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    What’s the difference between a lover, a prostitute and a wife?

    The lover says “Oh no, are you done already, baby?”

    The prostitute says “Hey, you better get done soon, dude.”

    The wife says “Beige. I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
     
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