Groan

Someone said that Joe was in continent. Well, certainly he is. He's right here in North America. Sheesh!

 

Singing in the shower is fun until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it is a soap opera...

 

Then you sing Tiny Bubbles.

 

A Mexican magician tells his audience that he will disappear at the count of three.

The then says, "Uno, duo" and poof - he disappears without a tres.

 

Why isn't there a dislike button we can click?

So he went poof. Was he a gay magician?

 

I think I grew up underground. Therefore I yam.

 

Eve says "Honey, I'm sorry you had to give up a bone for God to make me."
Adam says "It's okay, babe. It was a spare rib."

 

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain but found somebody had ripped the appendix out.

 

What is black, white, and red all over?

You ready?

Keep looking.

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An embarrassed zebra.

 

That's just awful! You're on a roll!!

 

You can hear the blood in your veins, if you listen varicosely.

 

Does that mean she's a hot dog?