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I call it a good day when I'm not mistaken for someone who's dead.
Happy Birthday @Marie Mallery !!!
Mine is the day before. If it had been Halloween, I think neither my mother nor I would have made it as the poor lady had been in labor for 52...
When we used to rail at my mother, she'd always say, "I'm your mother, it's not an elected position. It's not a popularity contest. I'm not...
Originally that song couldn't be played on the BBC, not because of the subject matter but because it mentioned "Coca-Cola". No "product...
One of my favorites: John Prine's "Hello in There": [MEDIA]
Welcome, Tex! My elementary school had the yellow buses but also an old city transit bus, complete with the ticking coin box and the back side...
Well, luckily (for him, not me), I was home to make sure he didn't do anything stoopid. I was supposed to fly out on vacation at 6:45 a.m. on...
As far as I know, the only Geico lizards we have here in Florida are the little toy ones the Geico people hand out to kids during parades or...
I've herded cats and I've been known to be a Jello puncher on occasion. I rode an old cow once at my great-grandpa's farm. The few rodeos I've...
They want to see me naked coming out of the shower, they deserve what they get. I just hope they have dark glasses and a tin cup ready......
I'm not so worried about our house. It's sturdy and has a newish roof. It's the Other Half that has me scared. I made him promise that he...
I'm due to fly out of Central Florida on Tuesday. I'm praying I can get on a plane before "the unpleasantness" as I've had to cancel this trip...
Has he looked into ablation? My brother-in-law has a-fib and wasn't doing well, but he had ablation last month and is doing better than he has in...
That's my only complaint about the "smart" washers. They may be smart, but I know what I want and I don't want some smart-aleck washer telling me...
