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I wore glasses until my teens, when I got contacts. Had to stop using contacts in my 20's and went back to glasses. Then cataract surgery in my...
When I worked for a huge national health insurance firm (I've actually worked for three of them), I would always make sure that I took off my...
My late husband once played in a charity pro-am golf tournament. In his foursome was an executive from a designer clothing line who cheated...
Yes, that's the problem with "dropping off" stuff at the charity shop. It's too tempting to "just make a quick visit". A quick visit for me...
I call it a good day when I'm not mistaken for someone who's dead.
Happy Birthday @Marie Mallery !!!
Mine is the day before. If it had been Halloween, I think neither my mother nor I would have made it as the poor lady had been in labor for 52...
When we used to rail at my mother, she'd always say, "I'm your mother, it's not an elected position. It's not a popularity contest. I'm not...
Originally that song couldn't be played on the BBC, not because of the subject matter but because it mentioned "Coca-Cola". No "product...
One of my favorites: John Prine's "Hello in There": [MEDIA]
Welcome, Tex! My elementary school had the yellow buses but also an old city transit bus, complete with the ticking coin box and the back side...
Well, luckily (for him, not me), I was home to make sure he didn't do anything stoopid. I was supposed to fly out on vacation at 6:45 a.m. on...
As far as I know, the only Geico lizards we have here in Florida are the little toy ones the Geico people hand out to kids during parades or...
I've herded cats and I've been known to be a Jello puncher on occasion. I rode an old cow once at my great-grandpa's farm. The few rodeos I've...
They want to see me naked coming out of the shower, they deserve what they get. I just hope they have dark glasses and a tin cup ready......
