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You have zeroed in on the problem, sir.

 

I would suggest he gets his Buzzkillatron booster shot before happy hour. Nothing kills a happy hour like the partially vaccinated.

 

Dear Faye, if I marry my deceased husband's Father, does that make me my own Mother-in-Law?

 

Anxiously awaiting her retort

 

Me, too. The old coot wants an answer from me right away. I think he is horny.

 

I’ll bet he’s past hony

 

Well, Miss Fox, what's your answer????

 

What is the meaning of life Ms. Fox? Why are we here?

 

Dear Shirley, technically yes, but only in the past tense. In the present tense, it makes you mom and also grandma if you had kids with your former hubby.

 

Dear Dis J, sorry about your bad luck but your lack of responsibility in secure storage does have consequences. High times do have their downfall. I would advise calling the police to help you reclaim your rightful property. Select a devout teetotalling Bible student for your next roommate.

 

Dear Ed, such a deep question, and I fear my answer may seem shallow. The meaning of life is the opposite of the meaning of death. We are here because we aren't there.

 

Dear Ms. Fox<

Communist China is claiming that covid 19 came from a sick old bat but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved. Who should people believe?

 

Dear Ms. Fox: Where would an old fox find an old vixen?