Dear Ms. Foxy: I know a woman who's had Covid, and I just got over it myself -- so it would be perfectly safe for her to kiss me now. But what should I do if she doesn't want to? (not sure how fast she can run).
Dear Mary, Well, your strangeness worked in your favor. Dr. Phil is a pompous phony and a charlatan. Be thankful for your strangeness and never change.
Dear Bruce, sure perfectly safe as long as you are wearing an M95 mask. If she doesn't want to, then take your mask off and a lip lock is almost certain. I advise waiting 7 days before any french style kissing.
I will call this woman "Kelli." Her and I robbed a bank two weeks ago and we wore bandanna masks as the bank required a face covering. Would it safe for us to lift them up and smooch a bit? (no French)
Dear Bruce, since you two made an unscheduled and unsanctioned withdrawal, you two are going down like Bonnie and Clyde, so why not? What's a little covid variant that multiple wound lead poisoning won't cure!
Thanks Ms. Foxy. If any articles of clothing come off (besides the face diapers) I will write back for more advice.
Dear Mz. Faye, Although you let me down badly last time, I'm going to give you another chance. While I was shopping at Walmart yesterday, I met an old love. He's back in town to take care of some business. We chatted for a while then went to Burger King for coffee. I have to admit that as we chatted, I felt a stirring of that ol’ feeling. His brown eyes still have that same sparkle that used to turn me on. He is married but it's an unhappy marriage. They don't share conjugal bliss and haven't in years. He is going to leave her soon. He has invited me out for drinks and supper tomorrow night. I really want to go. What harm can it do? Please advise.
Dear Shirley, So sorry you feel as I let you down with my tough titties reply. Your current situation is a little more delicate. If he shows he is sincere about leaving his current wife and has all the signs of being honest and since coffee at Burger King went well after an eventful Walmart spree, I see no harm in supper and drinks but only if you pick the place. Your picking the place gives you control directing the date the way you want it to unfold.
Dear Mrs. Fox, Women are always complaining that men seem to stare at their breasts but never listen to them; however, when I put my ear up close to where they protrude, the only sound I hear is a purse whacking me on the head.. What's an old man to do?
Dear John, In short, go to Mexico, get a quickie medical degree, buy a set of scrubs, and a stethoscope. Women will pay you.