Bad Cough

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  1. Tom Tit

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    The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day, only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall.

    The owner went over to his staff member behind the counter and asked them, “What’s wrong with that guy over there by the wall?”

    The staff member replied, “Oh him – he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find any cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead.”

    The owner shouted, “You fool! What were you thinking? You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

    The staff member said, “Of course I can. Look at him, he’s not coughed once since I gave it to him – he’s too scared!”:)
     
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