Can You Guess What This Is?

It also kinda looks like a nut... maybe an almond in the husk or one with a bug inside.

 

Oh com'on @Faye Fox I'd just like to have fun, not delve into all the reasons it just can't be an arrowhead loosin up, maybe one of my home-made kaluas

 

Hey chickie. I've been doing laundry; I'm boring.

 

Well it was posted by a nut! @Shirley Martin

 

But she has a gorgeous arm.

 

But but Shirley is offering a big surprise for the winner.

 

Not as sexy as your hand!!!!

 

yeah, we all gotta do boring chores, but hey, we're havin fun now, or is this just "brain-exercise"

 

I don't "win" many things, maybe I'm playing the wrong games though and we still don't know the measurements, because @Shirley Martin is watching us struggle, laughing her butt off

 

and what about your eye! I'm trying to think if I have something sexy to post?? Nope, can't think of anything, lol!! Wait, I do I do!!

 

Oh no, now I have to change my profile photo. That eye is supposed to be intimidating and not sexy.

 

That "thing" of Shirley's looks much more intimidating Yours looks more like "kiss me baby" and it's "smiling" a bit

 

OK, all loose here now after a brandy shot and I hate to solve the mystery and bring this thread to a halt, but it is an ancient petrified contraceptive device or one of Shirley's famous mini bagels, bleached, malformed, and overbaked.

 

Well, even if that's all wrong, you should get a prize for this reply!!

 

Oh, @Shirley Martin where are you? At least give us a clue.