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Steve fell madly in love with Miss Mary because of her many charms.

 

She was wearing a nice charm bracelet ..

 

and that was all.

 

OH MY COD!!

 

Not only did she have charm but she was very polite too,,

 

Steve gave her a beautiful fur coat to keep her warm. Being the charming lady she was, she said,



and they lived happily ever after. The end.

Santa had a real problem........

 

The problem Santa had was that Shirley wanted something nice as well, so Steve went ahead and ..............................................

 

...bought her a new motorised suitcase full of ......

 

Corn cob Pipes ! .. and..

 

now something was needed to smoke in them so this meant a choice......

 

We may need to go to the Official Corn Cob Pipe pipe factory in Missouri to find out. it looks kind of scary to me.. What say you??

 

Oh, my gosh! I never had corncob pipes before. I suppose we'll have to ask Grampa Clem what he puts in his.

 

Your Grampee still work there ?

 

Yep. He's the official pipe tester. He has to smoke each one to make sure it's up to Missouri standards. The bad ones, they sell to Yankees.