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How ever... we are not alone but we are not going to share that turkey bacon with anyone..

 

So Steve will have to go out and kill a bear, quickly clean it and put it over the campfire. .....

 

Thinking he does remind me of hunting kind of guy. We better find him and tell him to gitty up and go and take his bb gun with him..!!!

 

He's gon' need something a little bigger than a BB gun. He better be loaded for B'ar!

 

Well we should have no problem getting him loaded. he likes his booze..

 

I don' thin' so, Lucy. I don't think Steve drinks. He can kill a b'ar , though.

 

Kill a b'ar with a bb-gun.. you think he really , really could do it ,Miss Shirley? oh he would be our hero if he could do it ...and he will maybe, just maybe, let us have the bear skin rug too...?

 

Steve told you that the bear skin also comes with the head and all those teeth that could bite you badly, but have NO fear because ..................................

 

Big Bear Hunter Steve is going to pull the bears teeth out?

 

No problem with that....
Now the 3 of them went walking down the street holding hands when all of a sudden they .............................

 

Saw a big old Moose just standing there , almost daring that we walk past him,, but Steve being the brave man he is, slowly approached the Moose and asked him...

 

"Have you seen any toothless bears around here?" "These ladies want me to shoot one and pull his teeth but I don't have a dentist license."

 

Oh My Cod!! the Moose hollered.. " I just spotted one not 20 minutes ago. He headed over yonder ,heading for that hill up thar.. Now you folks be careful that bear has an ugly look on his face. and I don't think it was cuz he was missing all his teeth either..!!! "

 

No, it's because he has a big thorn in his paw.

 

you REALLY think that was the reason.. ??