When the game warden arrived, he saw me with the dead bear and said "Thanks for killing him.. He has been a nuisance for a long time and I have been looking for him".. Actually now that you have downed it, it is yours to do what you please with it.. So the girls came back and decided to .......................................
Make it up to Steve and tell him how sorry they are and that they should continue to go ahead with their picnic plans and to.....
Look forward to a lovely day.. We did exactly that while walking down the street again holding hands and singing and just having a good time when all of a sudden we run into my wife standing there and looking at us.......................
More like a nightmare. Caught by his wife ......out with two gorgeous women....... bare.......hunting.
What my wife said to the three of us was "Happy New Year to you all and I hope you are having fun together.. By the way, how would the three of you like to come back to the house for some MOOSE burgers that Steve made"..We looked at each other and the 2 girls said SURE and can we bring ..................................
all the fixin's and our fiddles and just have us a good old fashion Ho Down !! E Haw!! Also Shirley can use her spoons to tap along with the music and I can bring my wash board for a few sound effects too,, And maybe Steve and his wife have a few talents themselves for entertainment too..
yes, i have to admit she is an excellent singer to say the least, when she hits that one note so high, it would break a glass in the room! I recall one time, she preformed on stage and every one who was wearing eyeglasses , well , needless to say, their eyeglasses shattered in to pieces when she hit that high note ♪..So you may want not want her to be singing in your house or near anyone who wears glasses or even a watch!!
But I charge a LOT of money to sing. Speaking of cooking, this is true. Somebody from down east gave my son a bear ham. (Ham?) He brought it to me and wanted me to cook it. I Googled "How to cook bear". I found a lot of recipes but the meat needed to be soaked or something. He took it back and said he was going to freeze it until later. HOW TO COOK BEAR HAM: Soak it in salt water and vinegar for three days. Take it out, place it on an oak board, wrap it in foil. Bake it for ten hours at 300 °. Remove from oven, throw away the bear ham and eat the board.
I think I would be bored eating the board.. Most likely it would be woody.. I saw you cut it with a saw.. No, I don't really know.. I can't bare to eat bear.. Two bears are too much.. Mind you, the bear doesn't mind.. So go ahead, but don't eat the head.. Did you know that a Bear walks Bare feet... And that is the bare fact..
I'm feeling like a pie for dessert, so Shirley went and started making a pie till she ran out of................................................................