she had a flat tire.~~~~~~~ And gave out of gas. ♫Gloom despair and agony on me♫ ♫Deep dark depression, excessive misery.♫ ♫If it warn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all♫ ♫Gloom despair and agony on me.♫ So, here sits our poor unfortunate heroine beside a long, deserted highway with no gas and a flat tire.........
but wait!!, she hears an old rattle trap truck driving up the road. could it be some nice person to help her to get some gas and fix her flat? ( stay tuned.. )
Yes! Yes! Yes! It was Louise and Steve in Cousin LeeRoy's Sunday truck! Thank heavens! Steve patched the flat tire and I climbed aboard and we chugged off to town to get some gas.
And wouldn't you know it, that dag burn Shirley said to drop her off at some dress shop, she needed to go pee.. so me and steve had to get go find a gas station to get her gas..And the sugar she needed to make Grandma;s pie !!!...So we come back and dang if we didn't find Shirley still in that dress shop , trying on all kinds of hats and dresses!!! Yes , Miss Shirley your as Purdy as a pearl button.... now take that crazy hat off and that oh so revealing dress and get back into your jeans and plaid shirt.. we gotta git back to the car..!
WOA !!! Hang on just a bit.. She does look very sexy in that dress and hat.. Perhaps we should let her get those "city" clothes, but when will she have the chance to wear them is something else, unless she decides to finish baking her pie in that dress.. I don't think so because one (meaning ME) might just get all hot under the collar.. Now, we musn't let that happen because ......................................
We all want that cherry pie she is about to be fix'n , don't we?.. Now Steve, you still have to go out yonder in those back woods and find a cherry tree, and bring back a bowl of cherries for the pie fixins and be careful of that big ole black ba'r out yonder.. Ya'll git your gun cocked and ready to shoot if need be..If ya'll need help jist stara hollarin' and be a runnin' to save ya. .In the mean time we' be wait'n for ya.. back here at the cabin,,ya'll come back now ya hear' !!
Yeah, we'uns'll be rat cher awaitin' for that bowl of cherries. If Louise will share that jug of shine. So Steve meandered out through the back pasture looking for a cherry tree. Instead he found a persimmon tree. He thought, "Hmmmm? A persimmon pie?" Might be good." So he proceeded to climb the tree. What he didn't know was that there was a big fat possum up there eating persimmons.
And she had her baby wit her too , Miss Shirley, bemember? And you know how mean dem possums git when anyone see her baby.. oh ,,dis here's gonna to be a good story ,Miss Shirley..
Bugger you Mrs. Possum.. I want my cherries for the pie and nobody will tell me otherwise, so you can just high tail it out of here and take your kids with you...... Problem is the Possum doesn't understand English, so I will try it in French, but that won't work either.. Next option is to take out my gun and shoot the Possum before she eats up all the cherries.. Not a good idea as the kids will be orphans and I don't like to do that, so what I did was.........................................
Oh don't tell me , you coaxed her down with a male possum? good thinking there ,Steve. Now hi tail on up dat tree and don't forget to take the pail wich ya...! And be verwee careful...Miss Shirley is wait'n for ya..
I needed help for someone to hold the ladder while I climb up and pick cherries.. Along comes Louise (the Breeze) to hold the ladder.. Everything is fine till I start coming down with a full pail of the juiciest cherries and suddenly I tripped and fell off the ladder right on top of Louise.. We laughed our heads off especially when we were covered with a pail of cherries that fell on top of us.. Suddenly we were gazing at each other and .................................................
Sooo Louise decided to taste some of those cherries. Each of them thinking... was Miss Shirley coming to look for us ?. and there they sat , in a pile of cherries, laughing their heads off..and munching on the cherries.. she will be madder than a wet hen if she sees or hears them like that..So Steve suggested they......
Pick up the cherries and head home before Shirley starts asking questions that we can't answer.. On the way home, we decided to try eating just a few cherries as they looked delicious and would you believe, while we were munching on cherries, .........................................................................
....We see ole Granny struttin up the hill carryin' a big ole jug of Shine.. E-Haw!! "Time to Par-tay exclaimed Steve.. Lets all..."