NO... He won't be stolen because we will install an alarm system up his Tush.. Every time he lifts his tail, a bell will go off.. That means we will always know where he is and if a jack ass tries to steal our Jack Ass, he will be in for a big shock.. Now that we have that settled, how about us making some $$$$$ on him (after all, he is an investment) by having a ....................
Something tells me only a real Jack Ass will pay $50.00 for a picture of Jack Ass.. Once we get the money, what are we going to do with it.. after all, it could amount up to ........................
To what? Thousands? or even hundreds of thousands? I think we could easily find something fun to do with all that money..
How about if we all go away somewhere to relax and we can have our vacation paid for by a Jack Ass.. Imagine that, we can also ......................
buy us an island and start our own country. I'll be the president, of course. Oh, wait! Make that the queen. Y'all can be my loyal servants...........
Hey wait a cotton pickin' minute here young lady.. Do you really think you would make a better Queen then moi ??
Is there such a thing as a co-Queen??? I would think the both of you could somehow share the ruling of the new country after the KING (me) appoints the Queens... After all, a King is a King and No-one ever questions his decision.. Now, what will we do with our Jack Ass that gave us the $$$$ to do all this ??????? What will we call our new country?? How about Jack-O with the capital being Assville..
Sounds good to me. Co-queens? Hmmmm, OK. I'll be queen on the days that end with y and Louise can be queen on all the other days. We'll appoint Jack Ass Secretary of State. Then later, he can run for president.
Awww, c'mom. We'll let you be queen on February 29. Besides, Steve will get you a bear skin rug to languish on.
Oh thank you Miss Shirley. I love your avatar by the way.. Wait a minute, why wait til the 29th, for me to be queen? Now you know King Steve wants us both to be queens .. Right ? We must listen to the King .. OR we could just ignore the king and just go home and take OUR jack ass with us. ..