Looks like we will have to at least for a while. I got a telegram from Silver City saying that the infamous Goto Hell gang had been seen lurking in the hills outside of town. They are planning to rob the bank. We need to grab our guns and our horsies and save Silver City.
E-Haw! Im all for that. Shirley , you look awesome in your cowgirl suit and that blond hair. the lady at the beautyshop did a dang good job on us, eh? Steve must have his long black hair tied in a ponytail ,, caint see it..lol.. I even brought some of that saddle cream, in case we get a few saddle sores along the way.. Well pardners. guess be best Giddy - up and go !! lol ....Giddy-up lil dogies.. ... Hi Ho Silver Away!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... are we going to start that story again??? I don't know... OK..... No... No ride on your horsie because riding a horse hurts my delicate wee tusch.. I will take my car that I call "Nellybelle" and follow you ...
But the problem is I know where the surprise shop is, so it isn't a surprise anymore, so I will just go about my jolly way and wander over to the local pub where I will...................
This here's bout the best in the West.... Saloon.. there old Maude waitin' fer her billy joe to come home for his pot luck dinner..
Chuck "Swifty" Swanson at your service mam.. once the fastest gun in the Carolinas. I have just ridden into town looking for a quiet place to settle down. I was beaten in a gunfite by a young punk.. who surprsingly let me live. That was 25 year ago. I put down my gun belt that very day and it has stayed down since. Anyone wanna buy a lonesome southerner a drank and show me a place to stay.
Your sound like a good ole man, Mr..Cracker Jack..nice to have some peace in this here ole Tinytown. I got me a chicken for my ole man Rex..if ya'll like to stop by later and jaw with us for a while and talk about the good ole days.. we live down by the river a piece. old maude and Billy joe stoppin'by too.. miss Shirley and Mr. Sparky and old steve. I also got a telegram from Silver City saying that the infamous Go to Hell gang had been seen lurking in the hills outside of town. They are planning to rob the bank. Need Ya'll to see how we can stop that gang..!
Actually mam the name is Chuck. I have left my violent and sordid past behind. So the Go To Hell gang.. can go to hell without me sending them there.. I will take you up on your offer of supper. I am marty peckish mam after my long rard. We may have another newcomer..mah sister Emily is ready to get the railroad here if I farnd this place to mah likin'. She is a schoolteacher.