I can help all of you escape, however there are only a few seats in my getaway car.. I can take only 4 people plus myself.. Its a special type of car…. its a ........... Rolls Kanhardly…… It rolls down one hill and can hardly roll up the next.. Now, I will have to be told where to go as I can't remember directions very well.. Last time I went out, I forgot where I was going and I ended up back where I started from..
Hang on Steve are you not one of the seniors. So where do you fit in. Are you related to the person who nabbed the key and put in under my mat? Some getaway car. I must say......................
Again,...………. I have absolutely NO idea what is going on here.... Please fill me in... I thought I was supposed to be the chauffeur …… Please remember that I live in Massey and we are very slow up here... I mean VERY SLOW !!! I am so slow that it takes me an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.... Now that's slow …..
quote from Craig,, "Next morning Craig takes the key from underneath the mat and knocks quietly on the doors of Lula Bell, Winnie, Louise and Steve.. All five, of similar age, had become good friends since arriving at the retirement village over the past two/three years".............Unquote Louise says to Craig,, " i hear ya knockin' but ya cain't come in,, come back tomorrow night and try it again"
Nope, the story continues..... It seems that the pastor who serves the Home slipped the key from the front desk and placed it under Craig's door mat. He looks a lot like @Ken Anderson .
After Craig woke us up, we slipped quietly out the back door and climbed into the Rolls Kanhardly. Now where do y'all want to go first?
Thank you Shirley for continuing the story. Steve and Kate why are you confused. You are both one of us five seniors. I suppose Steve borrowed the car or it belongs to the pastor. I have one question tho. Who is that dude driving the Rolls Kanhardly? Looks like Roy Orbison.
It's Steve. Well, it's his face but not his hair. I did all of us on FaceinHole. The ladies from left to right are Kate, Louise, and me.
I wanna go to play the pokies ( poker machines ) to win some money to spend ...I want a computer one of those fancy things I see Mr @Craig Swanson has in his pocket I don’t know who sells them cause I’ve not been outside the 4 walls for soooo long
Ok lets formulate our plot. Play pokies, eat choc coated marshmallow bunnies, visit an amusement park. Any more adventure ideas that our wayward seniors can get up to?
Yup... I would like to go out to eat something different.. The food we get at the home is real junk.. Lets all go out somewhere for some food... Something real daring like …. How about a strip club or how about the Playboy club..???
Maybe we can go over to the "Bonne Chance" diner where they have a variety of different foods.. We can order individually and have what we would like.. I for one would like their Bear Steak …… Or maybe their Beaver roast...
After that, we can all get into the Rolls Kanhardly and we can go for a drive to the boardwalk where they have an amusement park.. They also have a casino there as well.. We can gamble away the funds we have that belong to the Home and not tell them... We will try not to get into too much trouble but at least we will be having our time out with some fun..