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..fired it at a nearby apple tree to gauge the effect it would have, the apples and the tree merged into one, so he now planned to.....

 

keep on firing it at more apple trees to make a ton of applesauce that he will ................

 

......use to create a diversion and enable him to............

 

Keep looking for Bull Winkle.. But in the thick of all that applesauce clogging everyones water pipes and rain barrels , he managed to grab a drink of apple juice then bottle some of it and take it to......

 

Cousin LeeRoy and his brother, BillyBob so they could make some 'shine for the Christmas party we are having.

 

...so up to the hills they went...



...while the party was growing increasingly wild............

 

Aunt Clara got us a chicken to cook up...

And Uncle Hebert caught us a pig to roast on the BBQ grill.

Get out the cast iron skillet Maw and fry us up some baloney ! tell Paw to shoot us a squirrel too ,to add to the dirty rice ...

 

and while you are at it, don't forget the "Tums" for after the meal and also don't forget the .......................................

 

Corn cob pipes and fiddles and Moonshine for our Pig Out Party..! and also remember to ...

 

.......put the cat out before things turn into a ......

 

A hail of bb shots raining down on us.. the Moonshine cops are headed this way !.. grab your viddel's and head for the hills!!!.......

 

total mess, and when yoy get back from Russia, there will be nothing he

 

Could remember !..

 

..............but after therapy and a couple of stiff drinks, it all came flooding back.......

 

It was fabulous! The best party he ever went to. The booze was great. The women were all beautiful, (After a few shots of shine). He was sorry when it was over and he had to.......