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Funny Signs

Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Ken Anderson, Dec 20, 2015.

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    Sign at a Tire Shop

    Invited us to your next Blowout!

    On and Electrician's Truck
    Let us remove your shorts.

    In a Non-Smoking Area
    If we see smoke ,we will assume your on fire
    and will take appropriate action!

    On a Maternity Door
    Push, Push, Push

    At a Car Dealership
    The best way to get back on your feet.
    Miss a car payment.

    Outside a Muffler Shop
    No Appointment necessary .
    We hear you coming!.

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room.
    Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

    At the Electric Company
    We would be delighted if you send your payment on time.
    However, if you don't , YOU will be de-lighted..

    In a Restaurant Window
    Come in and get fed up.
     
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    Well, who doesn't know that the virus hitches rides on bicycles??? :p
     
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    ^^^^^LOL!^^^^^
     
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