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Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Sir Walter Pasty, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. Bobby Cole

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    It is a tragic thing indeed when one finds that the memory foam in one’s shoes is starting to forget and will soon become a lost sole.
     
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  2. John West

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    Little Joey was born without eyelids. As he got older, his doctor suggested they give him eyelids by using his foreskin to fix the problem.
    He went through with the surgery, and it was success, but now he's a little cockeyed.
     
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    Maybe he was trying to keep a breast of the situation.
     
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    ++++++++++++++
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    ... or maybe he was just a boob.
     
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    If two vegetarians are having a quarrel, it is called a beef?
     
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    Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, perhaps the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
     
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    When my garden gets going I'll make a speech about it. It will be my State of the Onion address.
     
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    I walked into a juice bar and ordered a smoothie.

    The Mexican behind the counter asked, "would you like me to add any milk protein ?"

    I responded, "No whey, Jose."
     
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    Since we're gonna be ^^that^^ way...

    A recent Mexican immigrant was talking to a friend back home , who asked him how he liked living in America.

    "It's great," he said. "Everyone here is so friendly. Before baseball games they all sing 'Jose can you see?'"
     
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    ... just incredibly awful. I hereby denounce John West (if that is his real name).
     
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    Thank you, thank you!

    I trust you heard about the race between two silkworms. .
    . . . . . . . . . They both ended up in a tie.
     
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    Some people don't like the name Lance.
    I just tell them that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot
     
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    I've never seen an albino Dalmatian. I don't think one's ever been spotted.
     
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    That joke was a dog. I'll sic my dog Frost on you if you you keep it up. Frost bites.

    Frost bites. Git it? Git it?
     
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