I’d like to tell you guys a joke about time travel but you didn’t like it. I wanted to marry my 7th grade English teacher when she got out of prison but I was told I couldn’t end a sentence with a proposition. Three things, I like to eat my family and misuse commas whenever I can.
Gypsy family sitting down to dinner, and in walks the son with next door's daughter- red faced and sweaty. The father jumps up and shouts- 'if she's not good enough for her own family- she's not bloody well good enough for ours!'
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink… No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.