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    First day of work

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    I’d like to tell you guys a joke about time travel but you didn’t like it.

    I wanted to marry my 7th grade English teacher when she got out of prison but I was told I couldn’t end a sentence with a proposition.

    Three things, I like to eat my family and misuse commas whenever I can.
     
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    Gypsy family sitting down to dinner, and in walks the son with next door's daughter- red faced and sweaty. The father jumps up and shouts- 'if she's not good enough for her own family- she's not bloody well good enough for ours!'
     
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    My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…
    No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.:rolleyes:
     
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