Why Ma'am I assure you my intentions are most honorable, and if my aforementioned niceties have caused you any upset in the least, I do profusely apologize.
Well, suh, you surely are a charming and amusing gentleman. You make my poor little heart go pitty patter.
Bringing up the rear, I'm sure, let me wish you a belated warm welcolme and a belated happy New Year, @Peyton Farquar.
Dear @Peyton Farquar seems to have left us. He must be gone to visit the Farquars over in Atlanta. I think they are his cousins fourth removed.
Funny thing just happened. I was reading a post on FB about the vote to impeach and the discussion was on Senator King voting. Well a fellow posted praising the Senator and I thought I'd look to see where he might be from. That info didn't exist but this did "Pronounces name al-oh-ISH-IS FAR-kwart"
I dated a guy in high school who's given first name was Aloysius, pronounced as you stated. He went by the shorter version Al, but I thought the long version was quite unique and cool. Apparently, it IS a southern name. Perhaps, @Shirley Martin 's charm was more than he could handle. I hope he comes back, but doesn't read this part of the thread.