Beth, did I apologize enough for the last thing you got mad at me for? The address I gave you was a fake, just so you don't waste kerosene on innocent people. I'd keep those letters in case you need to remember who you've snuffed out when you go to confession.
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Sade sings "This is no ordinary partial plate" La La La. Yeah, it's a long stretch for a joke but that's never stopped me before.
The Babylon Bee keeps on with its bizarre and hilarious sense of humor. Board Room Demons Applaud As CEO Satan Suggests Rebranding Child Sacrifice As 'Women's Healthcare'
To earn a little extra money I'm going to be doing gender reassignment surgeries, at least until I earn enough to buy Christmas presents for my family, so spread the word. I have no sort of training for this but how hard could it be? Some clients are asking me about risk. I tell them that there are definitely potential risks for them but none for me, so I advise them to go ahead with the operations. I can't stand the sight of blood but there is probably a work-around for that that I haven't thought of yet. Wish me luck.